Reading Age: 3.5 – 93.2 years
Book Length: 37 pages
How might you describe a froggy fart?
He just honked the hiney horn
An air biscuit of wonder
He gave a toot salute
A growling pooter toot
How might a fruckle knuckle describe a froggy fart?
“Awwww…NOSE!…It Burn!!!”
“Eye Water Bad!…Blind!…Help!!!”
Before buying this book, you should know that Fergus the fancy fruckle Knuckle has a message for you:
“Hey…you no laugh if read book! Froggy fart no funny. Is scary!!!”
