Reading Age: 3.5 – 93.2 years
Book Length: 33 pages
How might you describe a booger?
It’s a Finger Nugget of Wonder
A Snot Goblin from the Cave of Plunder
That Nostril Critter has Begun to Sprout
A Booger Bandit from the Honker Hideout
How might a fruckle knuckle describe a booger?
It’s a Sniffle Snack of Delight
A Snot Sizzler Sparkling in the Night
A Booger Buffet the Size of a Pea
Mucus Munchies Just for ME!
Before you buy this book…a word of caution:
Be careful when reading this book. It may cause you to laugh so hard, you blow a snot rocket from your snozzle!
